Santa’s Holiday Hacks and Fitness Hints

Here are excerpts from our exclusive interview with Santa Claus….

MoveScape Center (MC):  You’ve been around for centuries, Santa. To what do you attribute your long life?

Santa (S):  Well, the public’s image of me keeps changing. In the early days, I delivered presents by riding on a horse and leaving the gifts in children’s shoes outside the house. And I used to have a muscular six-pack and buns of steel.

MC:  What changed?

S:  In 1823, Clement Clarke Moore wrote the poem, “A Visit from St. Nicholas.” It completely altered the public’s image of me.

MC:  In what ways?

S:  Well, first of all, I had to become “chubby and plump.” Then I had to get eight reindeer and learn to drive, or rather fly, a sleigh. Finally, I had to start using the chimney to deliver presents. Do you have any idea how hard it is to go up and down inside a chimney?

MC:  No – what’s your secret?

S:  Thanks to Rudolf (Laban not the reindeer), I’ve learned about shape flow. I shrink to slide down, then grow to come “out with a bound,” as Clement Moore describes.

MC: That’s fascinating.  What other fitness hints do you have?